Of all the races in the world, this is definitely one of them. - Yogi Berra

I ran until I stopped. - Forest Gump

It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to run this race and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

I came. I saw. I ran. - Julius Caesar

The only thing worse than running this race is not running it. - Oscar Wilde

The journey of 26.2 mile begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Why didn't I think of this? - Marquis de Sade

If you run only one race on this day at this location, make this the one. - Art Fern

I have not yet begun to run. - John Paul Jones

Rumors of my enjoying this are greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

That's what she said. - Michael Scott

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